Proverbi e detti inglesi
- Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
- Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good
- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
- Stupidity got us into this mess - why can’t it get us out?
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
- Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just
sit there
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason
- An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears that this is true
- There is always death and taxes; however death doesn’t get worse
every year
- People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them
that Benjamin Franklin said it first
- It’s easier to fight for one’s principles than to live up to them
- I don’t mind going anywhere as long as it’s an interesting path
- Anything free is worth what you pay for it
- Indecision is the key to flexibility
- It hurts to be on the cutting edge
- If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is
- I don’t get even, I get odder
- In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday
- I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
- I am a nutritional overachiever
- My inferiority complex is not as good as yours
- I am having an out of money experience
- I plan on living forever. So far, so good
- I am in shape. Round is a shape
- Practice safe eating - always use condiments
- A day without sunshine is like night
- I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something
for it
- If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws
- I am not a perfectionist. My parents were, though
- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hair stylist you like
- You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster
- One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds
- The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at
the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
tempting moment
- Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician
- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
- Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone
- Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show
- You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing
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